no, not me.

As you all know by now, Mckmama has been hosting Not me! Monday! I absolutely love taking part and so should you. Check out her blog at http://mycharmingkids.blogspot.com

Is it Monday again? Where does the time go? I bet you’ve all been wondering what I haven’t been doing this last week.

Well, for starters, I have not considered doing serious bodily injury to my upstairs neighbor. He might be loud but that is no reason to plot his death. I don’t care what anyone says, I did not yell loudly on Saturday morning when he was clomping around like a bison. That would be rude. Further more, I did not bang on the ceiling with a broom handle, ala Mr. Heckles from Friends. That would be immature, and I am the picture of maturity.

In case you were wondering (and I know you were), I did not cry at last weeks episode of The Biggest Loser. That would make me a loser, which I am not.

I also did not scream like a mad woman when listening to the inauguration in my car. There is no reason to scream like a lunatic, even if you feel like your country is making progress. That would only take back said progress. Taunting a particularly obnoxious McCain fan via Facebook was also something I did not do this week.

Moving on to potentially more embarrassing stuff…last week was my first Not Me Monday post. I definitely did not become overjoyed when someone I do not know commented on my blog. That would be superficial of me. I don’t do this for fame or rewards; I do this for my family. I did not almost cry when I told Matt I had a comment. He looked at me like I was insane, which I am also not.

So………what didn’t you do last week? You can tell me, I won’t judge. For realsies.